SPONGEBOB ROX N SO DO I

2007-04-30T22:18:00.000+08:00

havent posted in yrs. I think she gave up on me which is gd. the last time i saw her at the bubble tea stall she was w/ her grp of frens. then i was w/ 1 of my gfs... then i met my frens there and she was glaring at me n they were with a girl frm BGSS which wld have been my sch if i hadnt bribed dr boon or mr moo or whoever. heck. midyrs coming lah gotta study but i cant get a thing my teachers r saying! need to study sci now i guess. like i care. all my father needs to do is just give $1000 to the sch n my results will be "a"s....... so simple right. who wants A s? just give me $1000 n then u'll have straight as. oh wait, this sounds like an ad. today i saw this guy who was the splitting image of me, who's sec 3. i cant believe it i went 4 plastic surgery n yet there is somebody who looks like me. whoever that guy is i shall abduct him n send him 4 plastic surgery n change hiis look... eh wait, i can change mine also right? im so dumb. but I LIKE MY LOOK so i cant bear to part w/ it. ya lah i noe i very ego 1 but i cant help it. wont b postin so soooooon exams lai le.

2007-04-06T21:49:00.000+08:00

things r gettin boring these days... lotsa tests, blah blah. I saw my OGM again n then she was so pissed of when she saw me. I totally forgot wat happened after that cos I have short term memory loss. You noe, I heard that her fren's OGL is Corinne! actually wo gen ta hen shou de. urghhhh. On Tues I was so relieved when assembly cos I didnt need 2 say the command anymore. Joseph was there to save me! Myyyyy Hero. Last wk when I said it I cld c my ogm snickering! WAs it that bad? i dun believe it was lah but ugh that was
enough to put me off. I dun really feel like posting anymore u noe. cos its like im talkin to myself....... sighh. nobody taggin.. unless got stuff then i'll post.

2007-03-30T17:48:00.000+08:00

O yes its d end of da wk already. Well, on Wednesday I was in my class n I juz finished sch when my OGM(yes I can't believe that I actually was an OGL it muz cos I'm shuai that mr c. chose me) came 2 my classroom's floor. The day b4 she looked 4 me n it was so unexpected dat I cldn't think of a lie 2 tell her about her shirt... I was headin 2 d canteen 2 flirt somemore when I saw her n her fren was talking 2 corrine.
I AM A FLIRT! YES I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT. I said "er... wo wang ji dai... yesterday I brought but I didn't c u." Like I was hopin so hard that she'll believe me but frm d look she didn't n she said ok n walked away. I was so thankful n started thanking my lucky stars n when I looked up 2 thank them, I realised that I cldnt c any cos it was daylight & which also means that I wasn't lucky. Oh, that was dumb.

So anw Wed she came up w/ her 2 frens(I recognised 1 frm gina's grp)then they were loitering ard 2D, Joseph's class. YES, JOSEPH! DO they think he's shuai? I think I'm better lah! I bet everybody rates me 10/10 for caracter n looks! they did not approach me cos I was freaking scared n like, I was peeing in my diapers. So I seeked shelter w/ some girls n took d opportunity to flirt lah. I hope they didn't notice me shaking n that my pants were wet. they didnt seem 2 go away n I was getting nervous cos my chaffeur was waiting 4 me n I needed 2 get back hm 2 feed my spongebob toy! I babbled 2 d girls n they looked @ me in a weird manner. Finally they did after a girl said "they probably think ure shuai!" I was denying it n trying 2 be modest but actually I was agreeing whole heartedly. N I found out dat Joesph wasnt in the class so whew, I dun have competition n so they werent looking @ him. I ROCK OK! THEY SHLD STARE @ ME COS I'M SHUAI. (like real)oh crap dat was my sis. I duno how 2 press the backspace button so i cant erase dat n so I'm taking v long 2 type this.

yesterday I pretended 2 b sick... cos I felt afraid dat she'll look 4 me again. so i stayed home n watched spongebob on my LCD tv. I'M RICH! WHOO! I ALWAYS WAS N I'M SO FREAKING SPOILED TOO. today I dared 2 come back n sat on the canteen steps w/ girls n a boy 4 protection. then she saw me n her fren dashed past me n she followed n she said " glen u suck!" Like, how did she noe my name? oh wait... that isnt my name! my name is Jia Ye! pls keep it a secret ok, I dun wan ppl 2 noe. then later in class my gd girlfren told me that she heard some 2f girls talking about me! they were saying dat I was retarded but d best looking guy around... I'm so pissed! ME? RETARDED? no way!!!! tears r welling up now, i cant type. i need my sponge! n give it a cuddle......awwwww that make me feel better. *sob* bbye readers.

2007-03-28T18:17:00.000+08:00

ooer. dunno y my name revelation leh. Crap lah. who cares. I need my spongebob toy! think the dog bit its head off. or mayb i did in my sleep.

Me!

2007-03-28T18:11:00.000+08:00

Hello! People, this is my firs(oops I 4got how 2 spell firs) entry. yeah. I love myself man. Like, I finall created a blog after 2 yrs of tring(4got again.) anw lah, gonna post more soon. muz tag me once I hav my tagboardd! Ok. I'm gonna play with my spongebob toy now. gtg.